Nekkid Fools Ride

Meet at North Park Blocks, NW 8th Ave & W Burnside St

Celebrate Portland’s newest tradition. Ride will be leisurely & non-aggro. Attire is nekkid-casual.

Q) Are you serious, or is this some sort of joke?
A) Huh? Rest assured there’s nothing serious about riding nekkid through downtown rush hour. But ride nekkid we will!

Q) But what about the Sheldon Brown ride the same day?
A) We’ll certainly take a moment of silence for that Merry Old Bike Fool Sheldon Brown. So this is a Sheldon ride too. I don’t know which ride Sheldon would have preferred, but you’re free to take your pick.

Jonathan Maus (Publisher/Editor)

Jonathan Maus (Publisher/Editor)

Founder of BikePortland (in 2005). Father of three. North Portlander. Basketball lover. Car owner and driver. If you have questions or feedback about this site or my work, feel free to contact me at @jonathan_maus on Twitter, via email at, or phone/text at 503-706-8804. Also, if you read and appreciate this site, please become a supporter.

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Scott Mizée
16 years ago

How did it go?