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At the Ben Hurt Chariot Wars last night, a big and cuddly panda was one of a duo of gladiators that out-muscled the competition to take home the trophy. Dutch and Josh of Team Panda/North Freak were the last team standing in what can be described as nothing short of an epic battle that will be forever etched in the memory of all who witnessed it.
Chariot Wars had a different feel this year as Zoobomb organizers took things up a notch in the organization department. There were arm-bands for official photographers; a large and coordinated group of volunteers dubbed the “Goon Squad” whose mission was to keep people from getting to rowdy; organizers even did a safety check of all the weapons used by gladiators and there was even a betting pool before the battle started. Like a big-time sporting event, there was a film crew, complete with an anchorwomen who interviewed charioteers and asked the big winners, “You won! How do you feel?” (“Tired” was the answer.) And did I mention there were two fire dancers on stages surrounded the arena?!
The action started in an industrial area in Southeast Portland; but as spectators erupted in cheers and the noise increased, Portland police soon showed up and politely threatened to take action unless crowds dispersed. With the battle far from over, organizers respected the police immediately and within minutes, everybody was gone — off to a new location where the battle could commence once again.
The final flurry of action reached a fever pitch as loaves of stale bread, beer cans, and a throbbing crowd chanted for their favorites. Using his acrobatic skills to level sideswipes on other gladiators without letting go of his chariot (letting go is one way to be disqualified), a man who goes by Dutch or “Bear Force One” emerged victorious.
There was blood, fire, exhaustion, deafening noise, and much more. But above all else, there were a lot of smiles and hugs. This is, after all, just bike fun. Long live Chariot Wars!
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Did anyone clean up? My luck, I’ wooda been arrested after hanging around to clean up. ;~(
Yep. Zoobomb has a strict, leave-no-trace policy (which is just one reason why they have a solid relationship/understanding with the police) and there were volunteers who made sure the place is left like it was found. I think I even came home with a few beer cans that weren’t mine ;-).
You forgot about the fire dancers (Hanna, Lark, Nikita), in coordinated outfits, no less! Man, the organizers stepped it *up* this year!
Thanks for your coverage of the event, Jonathan — It was good to see you there in the thick of it!
p.s. Dutch and Josh *together* make up Bear Force One. They’ve, sadly, been separated for a couple years since Josh moved to Alaska.
it was a great time… best bike event ever!
the police looked confused and outnumbered, but at least they kept their distance and stayed out of the way…
That’s the most effective way to enforce the law : )
now this, this I like. well done, gladiators – you are some of my favorite portland people.
also, good to see b-rad is still alive, I was wondering…
Anyone seen that trophy? No, Really!?
Surprised more furries weren’t involved!
I put a lot of hard work into that trophy for it to get swiped after the chariot wars. It better turn back up, and soon! http://farm6.static.flickr.com/5092/5465114705_a9bb2a88da.jpg
“took home the trophy”
no they didnt!
Great story, great event, great to hear they have a leave no trace policy…keep up the great work!
party like a pirate, bomb like a ninja, battle like a panda
looked like fun, no broken bones! lol glad I wasn’t there, seeing it this way is much better for a mother.