Vancouver naked biking case comes to a close

he pleads guilty to not wearing one of the few things he was wearing… okay, now, I know I should have taken the blue pill

Which head?

It’s unfortunate that he’s getting hit with that, but I guess it’s better than a lot of other ways it could have ended. I wonder if he could get that helmet ticket waived with proof of a helmet like the law usually allows? 😉

Then again, I’ve never gotten in trouble for cycling naked through Vancouver, even in broad daylight. At least I was wearing the legally-required helmet.

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Please be advised: this short film contains some artistic nudity. As such, if you’re not comfortable watching this, (or not of legal age,) please do not watch this film. No laws were broken by me during this film.

If you swear to tell the truth at a court hearing, and then you plead guilty to a charge that is actually not true, isn’t that lying? Can anyone explain how the logic works to make it ok?

The alternative was risking a conviction that could put him on the sex offender registry. I probably would have chosen the same. It’s a bunch of bull, but sometimes you have to pick your battles.

“Vancouver: Helmets Required, Panties Optional”

duh, I get that now.

Canada has been making it quite painful for anyone to enter if they’ve got a citation.

I think Canada will be ok with him over a “no helmet” law, not so ok with someone on a sex offender list. funny that just across the river that type of thing won’t get you in any trouble.

It was funnier when the case ended in a hung jury…

just to clear up a few points.

accepting a helmet infraction does not require a plea of innocence or guilt.

indecent exposure is not a sex crime therefore registration is not required. it is however a criminal offense rather than an infraction.

i have accepted the infraction to resolve the issue with the city and to move on. in doing so the expense and time of a second jury trial has been avoided. it’s an out for both the city and me. they were gracious enough to offer and i willingly accepted.

i’m glad it’s resolved and would like to thank everyone who supported me in this matter.

it’s great that the DA in Vancouver has nothing better to do.

This is soooooooooo stupid on soooooo many levels.

This has done so much for the acceptance of cycling.

Hipster vs the Law. They both lose.

I’m still trying to understand why anyone would want to ride a bike naked.

you shouldve at least covered the bar stool with something before sitting down without your panties!

“Matilda” (#14) – For fun, to promote cycling, to promote body acceptance, to make a political statement, to get closer to nature, for the pure joy of it, to get a rise out of others (pun intended, but the non-prurient reasons apply also), to irritate others, to shake up the prudes. Pick one or more reasons.

As far as infractions go, this one should not be criminal – people can choose not to look, and there’s nothing inherent about a naked body which harms others. We have existing laws concerning stalking, assault, and other offenses which actually cause harm.

matthew (#10) – Glad that in your case, the sex offender issue was not a factor. It still is, however, in a number of states, so non-Oregon, non-Washington readers of this blog should take note, and decide accordingly whether or not they want to ride naked in public. Glad your case is resolved and that you can return to a normal life. (preparing for and enduring court cases isn’t normal by most definitions of the word – unless you’re an attorney) 😉

I like the top photo to this story. fully clothed = no helmet, totally naked = helmet.

Matthew, congrats on getting this behind you, looking forward to having you on the next Sects of Vancouver BC tour.

Also, my understanding is that the settlement of this case will provide some level of legal precedent for riding nekkid in The Couve without getting arrested. I look forward to any upcoming rides that may observe this precedent…

Ted Buehler
(And, as always, thanks to Jonathan for the coverage, so to speak)

Just witnessed the San Francisco WNBR. Still trying to get that image out of my mind…