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After a long week, these Portlanders de-stressed by playing in mud on their bikes

Posted by on October 8th, 2018 at 1:09 pm

(Photos: Jonathan Maus/BikePortland)

For many Portlanders who care about our country, last week’s new cycle was very stressful.

The Junior T’s (children of Team Lazy Tarantulas) showed up in force!

What better way to escape for a few hours than attempt to ride a bicycle on mud as slick as ice? That’s what many people did yesterday at the second race in the Cyclocross Crusade series held at Alpenrose Velodrome in the hills of southwest Portland.

It’s been a while since I focused on capturing images of a cyclocross race, and I picked an epic one. After a dry opening day on Saturday, rain returned on Sunday and soaked the top layer of dirt on the technical, hilly course. As late morning rain fell, it became difficult to even walk on some in some areas (I slammed on my butt several times just getting these images).

I could barely imagine what it was like for the intrepid souls who braved the conditions.

The most insanely slick section was the northwest corner of the course that featured a muddy, off-camber scramble punctuated by a straight downhill. Challenging does not begin to describe this section. The way people approached it provided hours of entertainment to spectators: Some tried to tip-toe; some just mounted their bikes at the top and bombed bravely down, some slipped and fell spectacularly, others just instantly gave up and slid down on their backsides. Through it all, faces full of smiles far outnumbered those full of frustration.


There was one particularly cruel (or sublime, depending on your skill level and idea of fun) section around a tree that gave even the top riders fits. No method proved reliable for navigating around this tree. Some people tried holding on and swinging around it, others tried the tip-toe method. Only a select few tried to ride it…

But it wasn’t all muddy mayhem. Cyclocross is a beautiful sport that combines so many athletic elements — speed, strength, balance, grit, grace, skill. There was a lot of all those things on display Sunday…

To everyone who completed yesterday: We salute you!

View the full gallery over on our Facebook page.

— Jonathan Maus: (503) 706-8804, @jonathan_maus on Twitter and

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    Scott Mizée October 8, 2018 at 1:20 pm

    It was such an epic weekend! Huge thanks to OBRA, Cross Crusade and Alpenrose Dairy!

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    Paolo October 8, 2018 at 2:24 pm

    Nice to see you out there, great pictures!
    Alpenrose did not disappoint.

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    bikeninja October 8, 2018 at 2:36 pm

    Great Photos! For some reason the thing that popped in to my head while looking at them is, “This looks like what a bike commute would be like the day after the big one (earthquake)”.

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      Toby Keith October 8, 2018 at 9:46 pm

      If only it would be this fun and care free. The reality is if that earthquake happens in our life time you better have food, water, and the means to protect yourself. It’s not going to be a fun little bike ride around the town. It’s going to be a fight for survival.

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    Jim Lee October 8, 2018 at 3:11 pm

    Go Sorella Forte!

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    Leslie Carlson October 8, 2018 at 3:31 pm

    I love cyclocross races when the course gives everyone fits, from beginners to top-level riders. We all got to struggle through the mud together.

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    I wear many hats October 8, 2018 at 6:42 pm

    Falls during the pre-ride = epic racing. Big Thanks to Alpenrose Dairy for supporting the cycling community.

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    B. Carfree October 8, 2018 at 7:36 pm

    Those are some awesome photos. Lovely smiles. Looks like a grand time.

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    Jim Lee October 9, 2018 at 5:09 pm

    JM could make MUCH more money if, instead of entertaining, informing, ennobling us with BP, he took up sports photography full time–but we would sorely miss him!

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    Brad October 9, 2018 at 7:22 pm

    This pictures are crazy! I raced in the first race of the morning Sunday before the rain started and most people in my race were easily able to ride both that descent and the off camber turn around the tree! What a difference a few hours made

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