Report: Pornography of the Bicycle

[This Pedalpalooza ride report is from Reverend Phil.]


Packed with porn! It was all over the streets and into the theater, a capactity showing of Pornography of the Bicycle.

Soon to be married, though not any less offensive Alberta Clown House astounded folks with their fashion foibles; Jaclyn Pryor gave some Love Courier service and Jasun Wurster inspired transparency in the office before the movies even started!

Following the Bike Porn, this MMR crushed all others. Wanton displays of nudity, traffic circles full of bikes and double the riders of any other MMR to date.


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Jonathan Maus (Publisher/Editor)

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