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St. Velo-tine’s Day

Posted by Jonathan Maus (Editor) on February 11th, 2007 at 1:44 pm

February 13, 2007
7:00 amto9:00 am

What:
I declare February 13th ST. VELOTINE'S DAY the day of bike love. Think of all the great things your bike has done for you. It works hard to get you places, keep you healthy, save you money, and give you license to feel self-righteous. St. Velotine's Day is your chance to reward your bike for all of these things. It's the perfect time to clean off that mud, oil that chain, adjust those brakes, and maybe buy a much-needed tire or flashy bauble.
Where:
Westbound sides of the Broadway and Hawthorne Bridges
More Info:
Bike Love on the Bridges Broadway and Hawthorne Bridges Coffee, donuts, and rubbers for you and your bike. === What on earth is St Velotine's Day?! St Velotine's is a traditional holiday of the People's Republic of Velorution, marking the day when the venerable St. Velotine first noticed an unnatural passion for a bicycle. Customary elements of the holiday include giving your bike a sexy cleaning, writing your bike a love note, buying your bike a new bauble (or baw-bell), and taking your bike to the coast for an intimate getaway. "Breakfast on the Bridges will promote safe cycles by providing free rubbers (patch kits or Pro-Choice, Pro-Child Prophylactics) to any bicycle lovers stopping to breakfast with them. Tuesday, Feb. 13th; 7 - 9 am on the Hawthorne and Broadway Bridges. ===

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One Response to “St. Velo-tine’s Day”

  1. Cecil
    February 12th, 2007 08:37
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    "rubbers for you and your bike"

    Bringing a whole new meaning to the concept of safe biking. I am sorry I won't be able to ride in for it.

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