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Clown House Bikini Bike Wash

@ NE Alberta and 25th (The Clown House!)

Put on yer bikini and have yer bike washed! Bring a little dough fer da clowns, play some games, sporatic bafoonery will be erupting all day and if the right people show up TALL BIKE JOUSTING!!!
Clods in bikinis wash bikes all day for tips.

The game “Hot Dice” will be played on the Clown House stage.
The winner last year: Solid Gold!!!!!!
This years prizes: Free burittos!!!!!
Don’t forget to tip the dealer.
Dingo Dizmal, fastclown at veryfast.biz, clownhouse.org

Jonathan Maus (Publisher/Editor)

Jonathan Maus (Publisher/Editor)

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