Seven Corners Cycles!
Seven Corners Cycles has one opening for a full-time, seasonal sales/mechanic/phone-answering superhero. You MUST be client-focused. Not in the corporate buzzword kind of way, but in the “this is my natural self” kind of way. Seriously. You also need to possess a general mechanical aptitude that you can apply directly to bicycles. We expect that you can do bicycle work efficiently and happily. Finally, we expect you to ride bikes and love Taylor Swift. This makes you much more interesting to talk to.
We will require you to work a split schedule. You will probably have Monday and Wednesday off. Employment is guaranteed through the end of September, with the possibility of extension.
In return, you will be receive the following- free beer (21+), free soda (20-), free coffee, probably a bunch of free lunches, wholesale pricing on bike parts as long as we still like you, AND a competitive-ish hourly wage. Oh, AND you get to work next to Trevor Spahr all day, which requires no further explanation.
How to Apply
EMAIL your resume to firstname.lastname@example.org. Please resist the urge to call!
THANK YOU FOR YOUR INTEREST!