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Black Giant 2007

Posted by on July 23rd, 2010 at 1:25 pm

Year: 2007
Brand: Giant
Stolen in Portland, OR 97214
Stolen From: 5th and Couch across the street from Ground Control.
Neighborhood: Northwest
Owner: Jason Hill
OwnerEmail: jdhill@global.t-bird.edu
Reward: $50 and good karma
Description: Some poor unsuspecting soul took my Black and grey Giant Mountain bike while I was playing pinball at Ground Control on Thursday night. It has a yellow Jackpot Records sticker and a white Meat Cheese Bread sticker on it. Also, it is CURSED!!! My friend borrowed it and his girlfriend developed a speech impediment, another rode it and got MERSA. Even my wife rode it and she could not find a parking spot for a week. I could go on, but whoever took it needs no convincing. Their life has already taken a turn for the worse. Do yourself a favor and ditch it in a well lit public area asap.

If spotted, approach cautiously, and email me at your earliest convenience.
Police record with: Portland PD
Police reference#: T10004647
This registrant has documented proof of ownership of this bike

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