Tired of all the traffic signals running your life? don’t know how to find the horse house for potlucky brunchy goodness?
no light geek tackler will show you the way.
(please note that due to space restrictions and turning radii, tallbikes, longbikes and chariots will have to go through a solitary signal)
meet @ alberta park (ne 19th & killingsworth) at 9:30, ride leaves at 10:30
Potluck Brunch 11:11am, Brunch, 6809 N Willamette
Bring a donation or food to share
kill smash kill
1:00pm, Chariot Rights of Passage
Location: group ride from brunch
Chariot Beauty Contest
Teamwork drinking
Chariot Speed and Endurance Race
3:00pm, BEN HURT II Chariot Wars
BEN HURT II Chariot Wars be a post-apocalyptic battle for life and limb.
YAR! It be a true test of might and stoopidity. Can you ride a little girl’s bike and get hit the most hardest by a padded mace? Or would you rather cheat, (cheating is allowed) and use chicken-shit bombs made from real chicken-shit like the chicken-shit you are?! Or maybe just show up in your underwear and win anyway because you are badass? Hey, it happened last year…
There will be a multitude of chariot tests, from speed to steed, gladiator to flatulator, chugger to bugger, flailing to wailing, and dying. Yes dying, and after that, drinking. Okay, fine, during too.
No rules | Last Chariot Rolling | A chariot is 3+ wheels that carries 2 people | Both Gladiator and Steed need to be in contact with their chariot at all times | Padded Weapons
While there are no rules, there is knight’s honor, so if you see something that isn’t cool, team up on the asshole and bring him/her down.
Oh, and you will get hurt.
7:30pm, Dance Your Tired Ass Off Party
Location: Meet under the west side of the Morrison Bridge @ 7:30PM | Donate what you can, free event!! |
Dance Teams: Brakes | Chain Reaction | BCclettes
Bands: Here Comes a Big Black Cloud | TAFKAADPTHGATDI (zoobomb cover band) | Golden Greats
Metal and lace fashion show
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