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“Broadside Johnnie,” a biking pirate

jollyOK, I completely goofed on this one. I know today was Talk Like a Pirate Day and this is being posted sort of late. Oh well.

I thought it’d be fitting to post something about “Broadside Johnnie”. You may have seen this guy around town. He dresses like a pirate and flies a bikey-inspired Jolly Roger flag (see photo). I met Johnnie when I parked his bike at the Blues Festival earlier this summer.

He’s hung up his cutlass and now he makes his way by selling these flags for $8-10 depending on the color. Here’s a bit more about them from Johnnie himself:

“The design is an adaptation of the Jolly Roger flown by Henry Every. Keep yer weathereye open because I usually carry inventory with me when I ride. If you see me on the road and want to see what I have, shout out “Broadside!” Yeah, the copyright notice in the picture is the one my parents gave me, but my performing name, Broadside Johnnie, has also been adopted by friends as my nickname.

I also carry inventory when I busk on Hawthorne, along the water front (Riverplace) and at farmers’ markets, festivals, and other events. You may have seen me on the sidewalk, or at the Festival de Piratas. If you run across me in mid-tune while I’m busking, I’d prefer to finish the tune before answering questions or making a sale.

You can also send email to broadsidejohnnie@comcast.net, and expect a response within a day. At present, I can only accept cash or money orders. If I can’t make change, I’ll make up for the inconvenience by delivering a flag to you when I have change.”

Stolen -White Motobecane Bike

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Hi, I live in SE Portland (Clinton area), and my white Motobecane bicycle was stolen yesterday. I just bought it used, and spruced up the tires, had a tune-up etc. Only had it a few weeks, before some thief snuck into my yard and took it. If anyone sees it or sees someone selling it, please contact me at: caramello22@hotmail.com. THANKS!

Just what the world needs…more stickers!

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[UPDATE 9/25/05: I’ve decided to ditch Cafepress and get some stickers printed locally. They’re free! Check them out…]

I thought I’d do my part to keep the long and rich Portland bike sticker tradition alive. So without further ado, I’m excited to present the following stickers for your enjoyment:

Express your love of the Portland bike scene and be the first on your block with these fresh new stickers. Thanks for checking them out and if you have any feedback (good or bad!) I’m all ears (or should I say eyes). Thanks!

Tall bike racing at the Clownhouse

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Ever wondered what a bunch of clowns racing tall bikes looks like? On Saturday, as part of the Alberta Street Fair, the Clownhouse hosted such an event. Check out this photo of Dingo the Clown as he rounds a bend in the yard. For a few more photos of the tall bike craziness, check out the rest of my photos.