If climbing hills is so hard why are all these people smiling?

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It hurts so good.
(Photos by Ken Luke)

Climbing very steep hills on bikes is hard. Most people dread them. But for some reason, hills are also a temptress to many riders. And somehow, they are also fun.

The proof is in the pictures.

Right now hundreds of people are at work still feeling the pain in their legs after an epic Climbing Classics weekend in Portland (no one calls it that, I just made it up). Between Saturday and Sunday’s De Ronde and La Doyenne rides, there was nearly 16,000 feet of climbing packed into just 100 miles of riding.

I wasn’t at De Ronde this year but I heard it drew a huge crowd, possibly over 1,000 people (for a recap, check out this great write-up by Ted Timmons). This year I did La Doyenne for the first time. It was a fantastic route through hill-hugging subdivisions in Happy Valley and Portland’s Mt. Scott neighborhood. The roads were unrelentingly steep, but the pavement was smooth and fast and the views of Mt. Hood, the downtown Portland skyline, and Mt. St. Helens were breathtaking.

Photos of these rides are hard to come by because most people are singularly focused on maintaining momentum and just getting to the finish line. That’s why I was happy to see photographer Ken Luke standing outside his home — which happened to be on the La Doyenne course — at the start of one of the day’s many gruelings climbs (Hillcrest Road, which I heard a few riders refer to as “Hellcrest”). As I looked through his gallery I was struck at all the smiles. People were happy despite the pain and strain that comes with keeping the pedals turning up 15-20 percent grades.

Check out a few more of Ken’s photos below…

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Browse Ken’s entire gallery here.

We also heard from Jeff Turner and Laura Trace. Their 11-year old sons, Collin Turner and Jacob Smith, did every mile of De Ronde.

“There was some moaning and groaning, and they walked a few times and I pushed both boys a few times,” Jeff said, “but they did it. I don’t brag on my kid often, but I was really impressed today.”

And Laura added: “After 5 hours, one exciting fall and several handfuls of gummy bears they reached the top of Council Crest. They tackled every hill with determination, and summited triumphantly.”

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Jacob Smith (L) and Collin Turner have reason to celebrate.
(Photo Jeff Turner)

Congratulations to everyone who finished one — or both! — of these rides. If you haven’t tackled one of them yet, I highly recommend giving it a go next year. Similar to Bridge Pedal or the Naked Bike Ride, these two rides are fast becoming a sort of a rite of passage for bike-loving Portlanders.

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lil'stink
lil'stink
9 years ago

I’m glad to see so many people had fun. Unfortunately, a participant cut a blind corner on a descent and almost ran into my car while I was driving home Saturday (note to “organizers” – having the route go down McDonell was perhaps not a great choice). I also witnessed numerous cyclists blowing through stop signs and even partially blocking a road in my neighborhood. This isn’t a NIMBY complaint, but as an avid cyclist I wish other cyclists in this town would be more cognizant of how their behavior can lead to negative images and stereotypes for all of us.

Buzz
Buzz
9 years ago
Reply to  lil'stink

Meh, I never trust anyone who defines themselves as an ‘avid’ cyclist. I’ve had too many motorists who defined themselves that way tell me how I should or shouldn’t be riding. My best advice to you would be to slow down and be careful; especially as an ‘avid’ cyclist you should have known this event was occurring.

And everybody is responsible for their own behavior; like any individual motorist, each cyclist is solely responsible for their own behavior, and doesn’t represent the larger group of cyclists just by virtue of being on a bicycle.

You’re welcome.

🙂

soren
soren
9 years ago
Reply to  lil'stink

I guess cyclists “partially blocking a road” should have used the invisible bike lane or sidewalk.

davemess
davemess
9 years ago
Reply to  soren

If they’re all standing in the middle of the road, I think he/she has a point.

Bill Walters
Bill Walters
9 years ago

I did half of La Doyenne to test my new knee regimen. So far, so good — and good fun.

But here’s a nitpick, at the risk (nah, certainty) of pedantry: “De” and “La” are both articles in their respective languages, serving much the same role as “The.” So when you see “the De Ronde” or “the La Doyenne,” you’re really seeing “The The Ronde” and “The The Doyenne.” And once you’re aware, ain’t it distracting?

jeff
jeff
9 years ago

perhaps due to the fact you’re pointing a camera at them?

Ken Luke
9 years ago
Reply to  jeff

Nah, I think it’s a symptom of hypoxia…

davemess
davemess
9 years ago

Sorry to by picky Jonathan. But Mt. Scott-Arleta is a neighborhood in Portland (west of 82nd and south of Foster), not to be confused with that actual hill, Mt. Scott (which is mostly in Clackamas county, Happy Valley).
The Portland neighborhoods on this ride were Lents and Pleasant Valley.
It’s fairly confusing.

I’m bummed I had to miss both these rides, but the beauty is that the routes are always there! I think they did an awesome job with the new La Doyenne route.

Josh G
Josh G
9 years ago

My craziest Happy Valley moment was a moving truck completely blocking a very curvy road. The driver furiously waved me toward the sidewalk as I came down a very curvy blind hill around 1pm.

Dwaine Dibbly
Dwaine Dibbly
9 years ago

Why are they smiling? Two possibilities:

1. They’re freakin’ nuts!
2. Endorphins.

Some Guy
9 years ago

Thanks to everyone that came out to La Doyenne! Without you, it would just be a map.

Ricky J.
Ricky J.
9 years ago

Bummed to miss La Doyenne this year, riding 350 miles east two days from now made me reluctant to do both days, but I had a blast on west side; anyone who did both I salute you. Next year : )

danny
danny
9 years ago

Thanks to “some guy” for all the work to put up a fantastic La Doyenne route. My friend and I are west-siders who were east-curious, and we came away from the ride with sore legs, a healthy respect for the hills on the east side, and big smiles after a “fun” day of suffering. And ending a ride like that at food carts — with a beer tent, of course — is an inspired route indeed.

reader
reader
9 years ago

You might as well have a sign that says, “Say Cheese”

Lith
Lith
9 years ago

Because they are all white people who can afford to deck out in expensive sportswear. That hill is the biggest challenge they face in life, and they had to seek it out.

jeff
jeff
9 years ago
Reply to  Lith

huh? none of those pictures are wearing particularly expensive kits, and Im pretty sure you know nothing about any of them or their life challenges.

Mike Quiglery
Mike Quiglery
9 years ago

You uphill riders. If you want to “claim your lane” at least try to keep up with traffic, especially on the curves. Otherwise, move over.

Dan
Dan
9 years ago
Reply to  Mike Quiglery

You want to pass on an uphill curve? I suggest you wait.

Veggie Pedaler
Veggie Pedaler
9 years ago

I did both of the rides and they were just fantastic. La Doyenne is picking up steam as there were neighbors and people out that were more aware of it this year. Rather than dwell on the few riders that strayed from the formula, let’s celebrate these phenomenal events. I’ve paid $100 registration for rides that weren’t half as good….where else can you push a climb AND get doused by Supersoaker wielding children? Portand, that’s where!

Brett
Brett
9 years ago

I love your ride and appreciate all the work you’ve put into it. This was my third time completing the weekend double and while the original course was awesome, the new configuration is markedly better! It’s clear you’ve put a ton of thought into it. I look forward to the next one.
Thanks again

Brett
Brett
9 years ago
Reply to  Brett

This is a reply to Some Guy