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Seltzer Squad Riding League Ride
January 30 at 11:00 am
“Meeting up at the north side of the duck pond in eminently civilized Laurelhurst Park, we’ll set a straight westward shot to a little ramble in the Rose Garden. This ride’s all about slow appreciation—gotta taste the notes of lactic acid in your quads before you can taste it in your camembert!
We’ll take in the sight, catch our breath, and descend carefully. Back at sea level, it’s a quick zip through downtown before diving headfirst into the produce district, beelining for Cowbell. If you haven’t been, it’s a wonderful small grocer and cheesemonger with a wealth of delicious objects. Ask to sample the guanciale, ask if their sheep’s-milk chèvre is back in season, bring a baguette back home to your kids… and you’ll forget all about that pesky hill!”