Goth / Emo / Vampire / Wiccan / Dark / Punk / Heathen / Deviant / Outcast / Introvert Ride
July 24 at 8:00 pm
“Are you happiest when miserable? Do others pain and suffering make you feel better? Do you deeply despise most other humans? Do you find “proper” society, lacking? Are cats the coolest creatures of them all? Is black your go to color? Do most of your songs feature sad states of mind? Do happy bubbly people make you weary? Do you root for the bad guys? Is your heart black from bouts of hell? Is your soul long dead and/or blemished beyond repair? Do you just want to ride in a fun group on a Saturday night?
Well, do I have a ride for you.
Rose City Cemetery. Meet 8. Ride 8:30. Headed toward typical waterfront party spot. One stop, because your wispy little legs are gonna get sleepy. Quick store stop, because some of you can’t properly adult and prepare in advance. Ride pace could be fast depending on if I want to torture you little monsters or not. Just depends on my level of inebriation and crabbiness. But you love the pain and fear, don’t you…
No cheery music nonsense. Depeche Mode, Husker Du, Marilyn Manson, Joy Division, Siouxsie and the Banshees, Elliot Smith, you get the idea. Bonus if your playlist is all dead people.
Oh, and no excessive lighting!!!! Dark is good.
Disclaimer: Ride leader not responsible for their own potential inappropriate and/or unethical behavior due to apathy and/or massive inebriation. Ride at own risk. People will crash. Because, pain is pleasure. Well, that and some people are just crap at riding a bicycle.”