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Clown Ride

July 2 at 3:00 pm - 4:00 pm

Howdy! Dingo Dizmal and Olive Rootbeer here. It’s their Pedalpalookie ride, called the “IDKWYATA ride” (I don’t know what you are talking about!). To start, riders bedecked in fantastic clown personas will start anywhere along the waterfront at 3 PM and ride the big loop between the Hawthorne and Steel bridges a few times for one hour. That’s riding in a loop Hawthorne bridge to Waterfront Park pathway to Steel Bridge to the Eastbank Esplanade, and around again. Instead of staying together like most rides we will try and stay as far apart as possible. When folks ask what all the clowns are about, we deny there are any clowns at all haha! All with the identical reply, “I don’t know what you are talking about.” The funniest thing a clown can do is not know they are a clown. Come get your fool on with us. This should be fun vibes, inclusive, no harassing, not scary; just love and joy y’all. The mystery of all the clowns appearing will drive folks nuts. Then we can all meet at 4pm at Salmon fountain to take a group ride around and end down the Springwater Corridor for a fake camp-fire to recount what happened and laff. Remember to bring plenty of hamster ear medication (or water) if ya get thirsty. Props, streamers, things that ding and squeak, and perhaps an umbrella for shade breaks are suggested. Need help becoming a clown? Clown face painting at 2:30pm along loop TBD.

Venue

The Waterfront
98 SW Naito Parkway
Portland, OR 97214 United States
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