Sorry for my shock and awe, but Ding Dong Dang, Dude! I don't think I've ever seen that much stuff on one handlebar before! You're gonna have to weld on an auxiliary rail pretty soon!
Seriously, though, thanks for all the clean-up you manage to get done around the bikeways! One of these days I'll have to stop ducking and swerving and bring my pruning nippers and whisk broom to work with me....
Dang! You got shocks, pegs... lucky! --Napoleon Dynamite