05-10-2006, 10:58 PM
So, maybe this is not exactly what this forum is set up for but...

I was riding North in the morning on the east-side river-walk, coming up on the Steel Bridge. I'm going relatively fast as I'm late to work and this tattered homeless man jumps out from behind that porto-potty, lands practically on top of my handlebars and yells, "OOOGABOOGABOOGABOOGA!!!!" In order to miss him I wiped out sideways, pretty bad on my leg. So I limp up and say, "What the #@$% is wrong with you?!" Very solemnly he goes, "I dunno, but peopla been askin' me that fer mawhoooole life."
I was pretty freakin' angry as I picked the tiny gravel out of my leg and made my way toward work, but by the time I got there I was laughing out loud, at myself and the whole thing. Thought I'd share.