maxadders
08-31-2007, 11:07 AM
What do a bunch of adults in neon leotards flailing about on a tennis court have to do with riding bikes? I mean, apart from tossing kiddie bmx bikes around.
Why haul 'em around if you're not going to use 'em? At least learn some tricks. Bunny hops. Wheelies. Bar spins. What I don't want to see is dancers walking bikes in a circle or leaning on them or expecting me to cheer when you lift that 16" Barbie "Let's Go Shopping" model over your head-- that's boring!
You might as well replace the bikes with tennis rackets. Or hockey sticks. Or hunting rifles. BINGO! A new ironic sport is born.
Why haul 'em around if you're not going to use 'em? At least learn some tricks. Bunny hops. Wheelies. Bar spins. What I don't want to see is dancers walking bikes in a circle or leaning on them or expecting me to cheer when you lift that 16" Barbie "Let's Go Shopping" model over your head-- that's boring!
You might as well replace the bikes with tennis rackets. Or hockey sticks. Or hunting rifles. BINGO! A new ironic sport is born.