Martini removed from bike lane man
Posted by Jonathan Maus (Editor) on October 6th, 2005 at 12:29 am
14 Responses to “Martini removed from bike lane man”
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Posted by Jonathan Maus (Editor) on October 6th, 2005 at 12:29 am
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October 6th, 2005 00:37
He seems so much sadder now. It's a good thing he's not advocating drinking and riding anymore though, it was really starting to mess up the city's values. I feel safer.
October 6th, 2005 08:07
Prudes.
October 6th, 2005 08:22
He needs a briefcase or something.
October 6th, 2005 08:59
I always thought that a beer would have been more "Portland"...
October 6th, 2005 09:08
There is an extremely offensive "bicon" on 39th and SE Taylor. The image of cyclist wearing a Santa hat might be very offensive to jewish people. Also, he doesn't have a helmet on. What is that teaching our children?
When is that one scheduled to be removed?
Poo indeed.
October 6th, 2005 10:19
Now he looks like a snakeoil merchant. Add a briefcase and the look will be complete. Or maybe it's the Pringles guy.
October 6th, 2005 11:07
He needs a cigarette to match his frown.
October 6th, 2005 11:25
I felt bad because I was a biker who had no drink, until I met a biker who had no liver.
October 6th, 2005 16:02
i feel safer now. i'm glad we have public officials willing to take bold action to correct the city's most pressing issues. hurrah!
October 7th, 2005 00:05
You are definitely sober if you can drink from a martini glass while you ride.
October 7th, 2005 10:09
There's a difference between "sober" and "experienced." With practice, you should be able to ride a fixed-gear mountain bike without spilling a drink.
October 7th, 2005 21:32
Clearly, it was sparkling cider.
October 7th, 2005 23:28
i cant believe they got rid of one silly martini glass, but didnt change either the crack pipe by "crackhead biker" over near north park blocks, or the syringe by "hipster musician biker" near belmont. seems pretty arbitrary to me.
October 9th, 2005 02:57
hmmm, censored the martini glass but left the syringe and the crack pipe alone...this crime is either a result of heartless discrimination against the rich white elite, OR a desperate act perpetrated BY the rich white eilte to hide the secret to their power.
This is so obvious: imagine BIKERS drinking MARTINIS. would this not produce a sort of Neitchean "Uber-man"? completely toppling the status quo as Homo Sapien displaced Erectus?
Long live Homo Velox!